Call your kid 'Remnant'. It's dazzlingly original, works nicely for either a boy or a girl and addresses many trends in modern baby-naming:
It's easy to be the insultingest little turd on the block if you stick to tried and true methods and don't get carried away with the fancy-pants tactics.
If you are serious about not de-sexing this pig, stay away from his balls. Here's how it's done:
Do not utilise disgusting idiom when responding to drink offers.
Anyone can excel at the supermarket. It's a simple matter of self-possession and spam tins.
Keep it brief. Nobody genuinely wants to hear you talk about your dog/rabbit/mule.
